die, winter! DIE!

19 Mar

the idea of me being an assassin who brings death to

THE WINTER

helps me. Bild

i woke up this morning to a white mess.

snow snow snow snow snow everywhere (insert a hysterical laughter). i know it is boring to complain about something you cannot change. especially moaning about the weather is totally yesterday.

but honestly, it sucks! it’s march now and that is what my world looks like …………………….

………….

……

..

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that’s the view from my living room! yay!

i’ve been looking through my photos and this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly this date one year ago:

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and this is almost exactly two years ago, at the end of march 2011:

Bildbut hey, let’s not dwell in the past for the time is now!

let’s just make plans together how to get rid of mister winter. i think, none of the common methods would work. guns? knifes? poison?

any ideas?

meanwhile i start thinking about a good convenient obituary. something like:

Sir Winter

✝ 21.03.2013

He was strong, he was cold, he sometimes showed his soft side. But at the end he has been defeated by smooth green blades of grass and tender flower buds. We won’t miss him, because we know he will be back sooner than expected. 

listen to:

 

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15 Responses to “die, winter! DIE!”

  1. Heather in Arles 2013/03/19 at 6:58 pm #

    Julia! You made me laugh…I am sorry but you did. 🙂
    Hang in there ma belle, soon, soon, soon…you will complain that it is too hot outside!

    • beautycalyptique 2013/03/19 at 7:48 pm #

      you’re right. we’ll be all crying for a little breeze! 😀

      • julia 2013/03/20 at 8:35 am #

        😉 can’t wait for that!!!!

    • julia 2013/03/19 at 10:48 pm #

      that is okay, heather!
      deep inside i am laughing too…
      especially when i think about my barcelona trip starting on friday!
      much needed 🙂
      love, j.

  2. beautycalyptique 2013/03/19 at 7:48 pm #

    winter assasin FTW!!!! 😀

    • julia 2013/03/19 at 10:48 pm #

      we could build an army!!!!

      • beautycalyptique 2013/03/20 at 8:58 pm #

        we SHOULD build an army. oh wait. assasins don’t have army. they sneak in and kill the target. let’s just stab this chilly winter!

      • julia 2013/03/20 at 11:58 pm #

        whatever works!!!!!!

    • julia 2013/03/21 at 12:01 am #

      whatever works!!!!!

  3. 1904 2013/03/19 at 11:27 pm #

    But a very very beautiful assassin. How lucky Winter is to have you.

    • teamgloria 2013/03/20 at 7:50 am #

      George!

      didn’t know You were here too.

      how delicious.

      Julia, sweetie, start packing for Los Angeles and leave the bag in the hallway – it will melt the snow and ice pronto.

      • julia 2013/03/20 at 8:52 am #

        this seems like an excelent plan, my friend! i will give it a try 😉

        and yes, it occasionally happens that mr. snyder gives us a visit here. wonderful!
        xxx

    • julia 2013/03/20 at 8:37 am #

      well, i am flattered, george, thank you.
      and he is still here too….

  4. Gianfranco 2013/03/20 at 10:59 pm #

    That’s funny !….and creepy 🙂 !
    We already had Doctor Julia Frankenstein, cooking strange mixtures in her juicer, and now we have the Evil Queen trying to kill some poor defenseless little snowflakes…Oh, my goodness !

  5. Margaret Grant 2013/03/20 at 10:59 pm #

    I love the cold, but I hear ya!

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